She says she can’t go to either of her apartments.
I was uninvited to the wedding. He shows up and is introduced to a few of her friends, all guys.
I told him not to bother coming as I didn’t want to see him. He keep humping my foot and pretended he wasn't. I get a call about ten minutes, and ten miles down the highway later, and it’s her.
I read and go to sleep.
Week later she called me up, came back over, same routine except she requested that I not look at her in the eye (red flag #4) and eventually she requested that we only fuck doggy because she didn’t want me to look at her at all (red flag #5).
I had no time for dates and he got extremely mad. I went on a date with a guy from Tinder and as we were eating, he told me about his visit to the doctor that day… I listened sympathetically as he told me how he "regularly produced massive stools" due to him being a vegetarian, making tears in his "tiny anus," which he had to put cream on.
After they start talking about how they all know this girl they find out that she invited them all from Tinder.
We had the sexy time. Anyway… After arriving – with my salad ready, beside his plate of tacos – he spent the next half an hour telling me about his model ex-girlfriend and how passionate their 'breakup sex' had been…last weekend.
Never to be seen again. Maybe this will make you feel less bad about your last awful date. Bitch gave me a UTI AND blue balls. She told me she was vegan and that she was cool that I'm not. Also, I’m thinking she probably has maybe 4 cats at most. posted messages on Twitter and Instagram asking the public for any information they could provide.
We end up watching the Lizzy McGuire movie. And for those who aren’t put off by these bizarre accounts, a recent month-long study by Hinge – a dating app similar to Tinder which introduces friends to friends – has shown how to successfully initiate conversation. It was super hilarious to tell this story to my friends, poor guy, however out of respect I didn’t tell the friends of ours that were mutual. Keep in my she just turned 21 and we have nothing on us.
Went on a date with a guy. Self care and ideas to help you live a healthier, happier life.
We’re in tears as weeks pass and its his last week.
We never talked about that. ', "Dude had left drippy poop water stains all over my bathroom floor.". I gaze into what had to be no less than three bags of frozen fries he had displayed on a turkey platter for our dinner.
Second date was even better. Are you sure you want to mark this comment as inappropriate? And so he gets up, his face turns red as fuck, his eyes are huge and he runs to the bathroom…he’s freaking out bc this vibrator is fucking stuck in his asshole…I walk up to the bathroom and he’s suddenly white as a ghost and crying and shaking and he has basically ripped his ass with his hand, it is covered in blood.
Got a Tinder horror story? Bartenders Tell Us Their Best Tinder Date Horror Stories. "... We end up messing around a bit and fall asleep in bed.
Guess I respect the hustle.”—Bstylee, “We were supposed to meet at nine p.m., he fell asleep and called me at 9:30 when I was already at the carnival. ", From Transformwthekitchen: "I went on a Tinder date a couple months ago on a Sunday afternoon.
Now I haven’t broken stride this entire time and continue right through the door.
I definitely thought he’d be able to tell it was stuck up in there, and he seemed to like it so I just rolled with it and continuing doing my thing. “My worst tinder experience was pretty traumatizing for me at the time.
Hook up…he’s too drunk to stay hard. We’ve apparently all been there. I had a bathroom, but maybe she just got lost and couldn’t hold it? 4 years ago.
The final straw was – even after telling him I wasn't a big fan of smoking – he literally asked a stranger for cigarettes and then chain smoked them beside me. Please continue to respect all commenters and create constructive debates. Check. Another one told me he was on Tinder for some 'deep dicking'. As part of the test, Hinge data analysts and copy-writers came up with 100 opening lines and recorded how users said they would respond. I repeat: SALAD.
Below, we highlighted some of the most cringe-inducing Tinder horror stories from the thread.
Met up a few days later at my place to have a TV marathon.
He sings me a song about me and my cat. Chelsea met Sheerer on Tinder and was apparently with him of her own accord.
After some convincing we manage to get my tinder girl to come along with us.
(We’re in Dallas.) This isn’t really a horror story, just the one that sticks out as the most bizarre/funny. ", From amym2001: "Matched with my bff's fiance after the engagement party. He looks at me eagerly awaiting my reaction for me to lose it, I begin uncontrollably laughing and his smile drops as I say this is great thank you, assuming this was a gag meal and he had prepared dinner to follow. Passes out on my couch.
Also, was this the past? We'll call him Dude. He winked at me and she came back. I pick him up, we go eat, he’s super funny and cute, so I invite him back to my place and we start smoking. We had a pretty good connection so we decided to have dinner as well. ‘After repeatedly deleting and re-downloading Tinder, I kept matching with this guy.
"She lays down to cuddle with me and she’s wet. She informs me she’s on her period and refuses anything farther than a makeout. I quickly realised he wasn't my type but decided to just go with it for a while. He yells, 'Why don't you have a plunger?!?' She tells me we need to leave and asks me to take her to my house. The dosa is rolled up after the masala is placed inside.
And then heard him leave and my door close behind him. Then they all scattered like a bunch of cockroaches. So I turned around and walked out.
By Wednesday, police had located Chelsea. However, she wanted to meet and me being the horny lez gremlin I am agreed just because she was hot and I could take her girl-on-girl virginity.
The movie ends. I have no idea wtf she is talking about but I say go for it. I stand outside the changing room and she pulls me inside.
I didn’t even know how to reply so he followed up with, “No it’s not a bad thing, my sister and Mom both had small tits and got boob jobs and they look amazing.” This is all before the waitress even brought our drinks. ", From McConnells_Neck: "It ended up being a double date with his mom and her OkCupid date. I pulled into a gas station about 30 minutes from her place and went inside to get a Gatorade. He didn’t drink or smoke, wanted to be a meteorologist, was super close with his grandfather, very family-oriented. Due to the sheer scale of this comment community, we are not able to give each post the same level of attention, but we have preserved this area in the interests of open debate. 1 /1 The 12 worst Tinder horror stories . A woman Stephenson matched with on Tinder asked him if he would travel to Turkey with her after her family dropped out of the trip at the last minute.
I was uninvited to the wedding.
We met and had a great first date. He messages me, asks me if I … Confused, I drive my ass home and as soon as I get off the freeway she shoots me a text saying “You could have come over to my house if you asked.” I tell her I still can, she shoots me her address, and I turn my ass around and speed to her house. ", From Verysmallsquares: "Well I’ve only gone on one Tinder date, we talked for a bit and I agreed to pick her up at Starbucks.
The hostess offered to seat me somewhere but I declined and said with a smirk, 'My date is waiting for me it’s okay.' She brought me there for a f—king pyramid scheme sign-up presentation. So I continued and walked in looking for her. They’re from hell itself.
Especially that last one. My first and only Tinder date- I started talking to a cute guy, we hit it off really well.
Wakes up, wants Dairy Queen. To give you some context, I don’t really do this very often so I was pretty nervous once I pulled up.
"After a movie date with a guy I met on Tinder, we came back to my place. We get it. We started kissing, touching, feeling.
Submit your writing to be published on Thought Catalog. I try to convince her but nothing. She seems kind of cute. So I decided to take matters into my own hands and I took off all of my clothes.
", "I look at his mother and see she was my old therapist. Then as she proceeded to show me her massive collection of animal tail butt plugs, she screamed at her chihuahua and smacked it right on the nose and without missing a beat just asks if I want to make out on the couch. Such is the new norm when we’re using small digital screens to make a genuine human connection.
The existing Open Comments threads will continue to exist for those who do not subscribe to Independent Premium. Ok sure. Then as she proceeded to show me her massive collection of animal tail butt plugs, she screamed at her chihuahua and smacked it right on the nose and without missing a beat just asks if I want to make out on the couch. Got a Tinder horror story? Middle the night I wake up. I tell her too bad, I have plans, and drop her off at Cirque. "So I met this girl on Tinder and went for a lunch date. Such is the new norm when we’re using small digital screens to make a genuine human connection.
From the tops of these rubbish towers sat some of the cats, peering down at me. In the street.
Was I now incapable of placing my own food order? She wants a 20-piece Chicken McNugget with extra bbq sauce. She wipes her face off, grabs my hand, rubs her tits with my hands, and gets up and goes, “welp, i gotta go, you can tell your friends you at least got something out of it.”.
Sign up for the Thought Catalog Weekly and get the best stories from the week to your inbox every Friday. So I was sticking it in his ass, and he kept telling me deeper, and soon the whole thing, it just kinda got sucked up in!
The allergy has never lasted more than a couple hours after starting so I went to bed and figured I would be fine by the morning. Chelsea O'Donnell, the 17-year-old daughter of Rosie O'Donnell, went missing for nearly a week in the summer of 2015. I tried to be super nice about it, but I promptly got dressed and left. Check. Rosie turned to social media for help.
", From Rickrickrickrickrick: "Met at a Starbucks. On the way back to her apartment, she answers a call and starts talking in a foreign language that I can’t place. Met up with a really hot “bicurious” girl. According to O'Donnell on Twitter, Sheerer had previously been arrested for drug-related offenses. I flip on the light and see (or rather, barely see) a fucking horror show. Nope.
Something for everyone interested in hair, makeup, style, and body positivity. Then my roommate warned me that he knew her from his hometown and that she was unhinged (red flag #6) and known to destroy people’s property (red flag #7). Greg returns to the kitchen to retrieve the plates, he walks in and carries a turkey platter to the table.
She’s not ready, so she buzzes me in. She wasn’t exactly the prettiest girl ever, but I’m no looker neither so it wasn’t a problem. Condoms?
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